Y'All Come Back Now But Not Here To Hear Me And So Forth ...

Goshdarnit, here and now one of our Tea Party men across this great nation is bein hound-hammered dogonnit for drawlin his vocal stylins a little toward the audience that he was speechtalkin with which is necessary because I have done so with my many talkblasts throughout this wonderful nation when disembussing from my One Notion Sarah's Ark and find myself faced with different lookin faces across real America that demand that I speak at them except of course at the Republican Convention this time where y'all told me to get back on the bus and where did you ride in from type comments so just keep rollin Sister and the Rafalca you rode in on, but that's another story for me to go on and on about later with the way Chris Christie gobbled up my timeslot, however when the fine young Josh Mandelbrought some down-home pickins and grinnins to his speech there reminds me of when I was doin a thing down along the Mensa Company where I was there on a pass and found myself usin big ole words such as "research" and "verify" and was faced with variously strange tongues and factcheckin methods which weakened my thumbs fiddle-dee-dee for the facebookin and tweeterin method I have become integrated with when adoptin those accents and regionalismatic countrytime vapors and hayseed twangins and also when Noreasterly with the famous Connecticut-jaw accent adapters when pronouncin several words up there such as "top drawerrrrrr."

One Of Our Own Tea Party Drinkers Called Jomcain The Mavrik "Numbnuts" And That Just Frosts My Whatnot And So Forth ...

Dogonnit, youbetcha now I am extra-confused and plus hoppin mad about those things bein slanderously said across this wonderful nation regardin the great Mavrik Jomcain, who I had the honor of co-starrin beside durin the GOP convention decked out in all my wardrobes and snappy one-liners which were quite head-turnin, and also at times Joe the Plumber plus my lipsticks and other fineries at that time in our forefather's footsteps when we were tryin to take back America then, however anyway let me say that I have found durin my One Notion Bus Tours that it's the lamestream media with those Katie Couric types who say those hurtful things about me which I must facebookingly tweetabout instantly when they poke through my thin skin and whatnot, but to have these quite frankly, shockin statements applied on Jomcain and his body parts by one of the actual Tea Party drinkers makes me think of how full of ironing the whole event is, because it should be my thin skin up in Alaska which is "numb" because of our frosty weather conditions up on Alaska, and Jomcain's mighty parts all full of feelings down around there throughout his wonderful state of Arizona which is much warmer which is not due to global warmin so let's not go down that road because words can be quite hurtful to those who absorb and feel them in these ways.

Anything She Can Do I Can Do Better And So Forth …

Goshdarnit, youbetcha I am shocked and frankly stupefied now with that young upstart Christine O’Donnell tryin to hone in on my speech talkin that I had announced way before she said she was gonna do upcomin Tea Party assembly, plus I had already packed a big bag to go onto my big bus and set aside big snacks there and also was brushin up on my big one-liners there that I was so patriotically known for back then with big Jomcain the Mavrik when I wagged my zingers out there with the lipsticks and whatnots and the pitbull moms, but seriously all you real Americans across this great land of ours, what am I gonna do now since I’ve already booked the driver and gone through the giant bus carwash with the exhaustin shine job, only to have my sheen dulled down first by that Michele Bachmann, and now by Christine O’Donnell, I mean snakes alive I’m gettin it from both ends here and whatnot, and plus then, as if that isn’t hard enough to understand, it was painstakingly told to me about this other double-bookin and so forth that the White House has engineered here with Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s job speech (or so they say) at the same time as the GOP debatin comin up coincidentally and I mean crimony, I would have commented earlier on that but I was dealin with my own double stuff and so forth to be critical of all day long and so on.

Shouldn’t The Vice President Just Stick To Being In Charge Of The Senate And Not Say Things About Other Parties And Also Too Not Call Them Terrrist Names And So Forth …?

Golly, ya know while I'm doin all this twistin in the wind about runnin from office in 2012 and so forth, I just decided that I’m gonna create a new party just only for myself called the GREEN Tea Party because youbetcha I recycle so much of the many wordgroupings that I have resaid over the years that were real zingers, allowing me so much attention span coverage outta the gate there with the media and the news sources beckoning me to make any kind of proclamation and so forth, and it does make so much sense because the green movement is all about recyclin things so I figured I’ll recompost things that I’ve publicated out there since I've plum run outta new and original things to be sayin anymore goshdarnit, especially about Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa since that Michele Bachmann kinda pushed me off to the roadsides and such places by filin papers and candidatory things thatcha do when you're gonna go over there and run from such freely available offices and events like she's doin, although I'm not sure if she commented on or about what Vice President Biden did say or says he didnt' say and suchforth, but it's frankly startling to me anyway that he had time to comment on these things at all, what with bein so busy bein in charge of the Senate and gettin in there and legislatin, which I believe the Vice President’s job is to do there instead of callin members of the real Americans out there “terrrists” if he did in fact say those things which is despicable and appalling to me personally in these times to be doing it, when back during the election times when I pulled those hares out with the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa controversies and such with his church leaders and the Bill Ayers incident that caught everyone’s attention which I rode like a wet horse on Sunday until everyone kinda expected me to do and say those controversial things that resonated in the places and sticking points that the patriots of today (who are based on our proud forefathers' shouldered heads) who created the original real American movements out there which brought about the Tea Party today (that would have been their future if they were able to look into some crystal balls or squeegee boards or such spectacles and X-ray oracles) and so it follows sensibly that with the Green Tea Party that I wish to be enacting here I figure I can get some of the kids and environmental type folks in there, even though they might be a little like “Hey, who’s that hot Mama over there in the leather jackets and boots and whatnots tryin to be like us kids and so forth (LOloudLol)” which they could perceivedly see me as bein until I get down to their level and such places, especially since I’m not in their generation of things anymore when they grew up in those eras back then, because time marches on and whatnot, and gosh speakin o that, have ya ever looked at yourself straight on in a mirror looking down from a perch or soapbox up above your face, I mean talk about breakin the law of gravity and forces of nature and whatnot — crimony, but back onto what I was saying now when the recycling and Earth Days and cleaning up the rivers and dumplands and love canals and so forth were just becoming populous, I was just becoming into my own self then, so call me wrong and whatnot for believin in these things that the Vice President should and should not say (which again, I did feel outraged and comprehensible about, to adhone my point further) but personally I feel importantly that the folks on out there must need to know exactly how I feel on every single issue of the day, to be able to be keeping myself pertinent out there, for instance the economical issues goin round there of the day, and other things too approaching us through the upcoming fields of candidates and every other shiny thing that comes up into the news circle for me to grasp a hold into and be trotted out there and so forth for, plus yaknow to be asked to speak about these incredible things and display my facial tics and headshakes of incredulability for the issues as shown on such broadcast beams as the Hannity program and the Van Susteren segmented talkpieces and other such media areas that balance me fairly so in those places that are sought out around the dial by like-mined people of today, which is more important more now than it ever was as important as it was before it was as important as it now is today now.