Tuesday, May 22, 2012
It's Not Wrong To Use Jeremiah Wright To Point Out That Romney Is Right and Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama Is Wrong And So Forth ...
Doggonnit, youbetcha there are lots of other things throughout this great land of ours that I'd like to get on out there and suggest besides yaknow Mitt Romney should be usin the Wright stuff to the real Americans across this wonderful country that our forefathers put down for us to pick up and follow the footsteps into which, namely that the way to win elections in this current time we have, and take it from me who has been embroiled in the electoral processes back when I and Jomcain the Mavrik and Joe the Plumber were barnstormin on the stage sets with the lights plus wardrobes and snappy sayins and lipstick one-liners that I was doin, (LOutLOL) gainin my popularism and great successes with my expandin base stuck out there in everyone's nose, gettin the applauses and pokelines out there about the community organizer which I'm still doin and which of course I'm sure many of you folks remember from those greatest hits when good citizens absorbed my advice just as they do now on the Hannity and Greta van Sister programs that we broadcast from the studios for the folks out there to learn from and seep up and so forth.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Me and Todd's New BFF is that Senator Deb From Nebraska And If She Wins Then We Can Do Pen Pals And e-Mails And So Forth ...
Hey there real Americans out there, goshdarnit because although we've never really been to Nebraska or any other state that ends in 'aska' besides Alaska, we thought we'd just askya by gettin on the phones here and doin the very best speakin and promotin for Senator Deb Fisher who you do know so well as someone who we (but first just me) have recently hitched our wagons and so forth to in order to help your election just as our long-dead forefathers would want us to do in times like these in which we have to take back our government and also yaknow she goes along with my I mean our NRA lock and load and reload things that we were talkin about although we don't say things about that so much youbetcha since that thing with the targets and the maps that one time with that website and whatnot way back some time ago but we do so very much wish to support Senator Deb there in your district which we will try to visit on my One Notion bus someday or if we plan a family trip like we do as a family together just like were are doin now normally on the telephones and whatnot today for you and the great folks across this land of ours in Nebraska to exercise your civil duties and support the cause!
Friday, May 11, 2012
Doggonit, youbetcha I'm just so proud over Bristle there makin all those typins concernin Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and his daughters there cuz just the other day we were all sittin around the big One Notion Bus, goshdarnit, let's see there was me and Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and Bristle and her illegitimate little son Tonka, and it just made me so happy to know that one day he'll be able to join in with those important discussions and chats that we do and whatever they put right there in front of me and so forth, because when he grows up and learns to speak them we all can learn to speak to those real American controversialities such as traditional families and so on he can look up to his hockey mom and she'll be lookin up at me there with the puck not fallin far from the goalie and all, followin in my footsteps just like the forefathers of this great land of ours wanted it to be long before the country was taken away from us over there which is why we need to take it back and so forth from those folks who allow themselves to be pushed around by their offsprings.