Monday, July 30, 2012

Liz Cheney Said That I'm Better Than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden Combined Which Tips The Scales And So Forth ...





Goshdarnit, my expandin base is just so doggone flattered with Liz Cheney there on the tweeter machine across this great nation in the footsteps of our forefathers makin the acknowledgement that I am stronger than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden combined, which is no shock to the real Americans around there and makes me shed some tears and whatnot for those kinds of kind texts of support, which is the preferred way to wordfully communicate the smart thinkin nowadays, other than sittin down on the highly informational FOX chairs as I do when not travelin from coast to shinin sea across our wonderful continent in my fairly balanced One Notion Bus, goin from one place to the next one, pickin up wholesome and nutritious foods like that Chick-Fil-A Family Values Meal that I consumed with my family, all posted and advertised on my facebookin page, which is just one serious example of the wonderous and normalful things that we do together as a unit with our children and extended grandchildren in-between remainin current and important commenters for today's political climates which we must take back, as Jomcain the Mavrik and I were doin patriotically with those limelights and designer outfits for me to have when I was on those high and stylish platforms.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

We'll Drive-Thru And Take Out Some Of That Bandwagon Special Number Two To Go And So Forth ...


Doggonit, youbetcha we just had to dash on over in our big One Notion Bus there and drive on up to wherever the Googler folks said the Alaska Chicken place was located, to enjoy some delicious and crispy publicity that the controversial topic of the day is all about across this great land in support of our forefathers' freedom of speeches and whatnot to stand in line where we proudly ordered the "BANDWAGON COMBO NUMBER TWO" so that we could lend ourselves to the support and importancy of those real American values that we stick to and practice in our own home with our family and extended grandchildren that we cherish and try to raise in those ways through our facebookings and tweeters out there and speakin of that, Todd said to me if we had to caption the picture it would say "Guess where my thumb just was" which I didn't get at all but he laughed all the way back to the big bus and he still won't let me in on the joke but keeps laughin real hard every tenth of a mile or so, so I guess it's a good one for us to enjoy as a family throughout this great nation as we ride toward November to take the country back, one leg at a time from those who would take away our freedom of wholesome and delicious values for us all to digest on the wing, along the way through today's drive thru nation.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

One Of Our Own Tea Party Drinkers Called Jomcain The Mavrik "Numbnuts" And That Just Frosts My Whatnot And So Forth ...

Dogonnit, youbetcha now I am extra-confused and plus hoppin mad about those things bein slanderously said across this wonderful nation regardin the great Mavrik Jomcain, who I had the honor of co-starrin beside durin the GOP convention decked out in all my wardrobes and snappy one-liners which were quite head-turnin, and also at times Joe the Plumber plus my lipsticks and other fineries at that time in our forefather's footsteps when we were tryin to take back America then, however anyway let me say that I have found durin my One Notion Bus Tours that it's the lamestream media with those Katie Couric types who say those hurtful things about me which I must facebookingly tweetabout instantly when they poke through my thin skin and whatnot, but to have these quite frankly, shockin statements applied on Jomcain and his body parts by one of the actual Tea Party drinkers makes me think of how full of ironing the whole event is, because it should be my thin skin up in Alaska which is "numb" because of our frosty weather conditions up on Alaska, and Jomcain's mighty parts all full of feelings down around there throughout his wonderful state of Arizona which is much warmer which is not due to global warmin so let's not go down that road because words can be quite hurtful to those who absorb and feel them in these ways.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

I Hope To Be Able To Speak My Spoken Words At The Convention Or Else I'll Make It Unconventional And So Forth ...


Goshdarnit, I'm just so yaknow, so doggone proud that Senator Gingrich from the great House of Representatives, speakin on my behalf wants me to absolutely speak on my behalf there, and put my behalf-term's worth of experience, governin in the great tradition across this powerful land that our forefathers dedicated to us across this magnificent country from up in Alaska for those times that I did it, so let me scream from the rooftops, in those proud traditions and hoofsteps of Paul Revere when he rode through Lexington, Concord and Welch's, ringin those bells to tell the Real Amerian folks up around there from his high horse Silver, just as I twitter and facebook myself all by myself, in my own real words just as unbelievably quick as lightnin, from atop my shiny One Notion Bus, and perhaps as if I may be given the chance if so honored at the upcomin convention, just as I did guest star at that last one with Jomcain the Mavrik, let me say from the bottom of my expandin base, one nation, indirigible, with liberty, and justice for all who wish to follow us in the forefather's footsteps and bootbuckles, that we must behoove ourselves youbetcha, with and for the good of the children of those of us livin for our futures at this time for our past history to reach beyond it and keep goin forward because it's not like I'm fishin for an invitation dogonnit, much like those salmon and other gill-bearing reptiles that make up our Alaskan natural resources that we enjoy killin as a family as part of the real American traditions that my husband and children do so enjoy together during our normal lives, but youbetcha it would be a nice sign if Mitt Romney, tossed me a fishbone, whereas because I have spoken about him and of him on those many occasions when I am asked to import my knowledge base onto the Hannity and Greta van Nostrum FOX news shows where I have my own big chair when time allows, (and when my One Notion Bus tour schedule permits me to stop into those magnificent studios and so called 'green screens' across this great nation) to speak about the dangerous and foreign customs that Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama's doin up there in those Washington establishments full of his foreign and scary rituals with those cronies capitilizin on the lamestream media's gotcha journalism death panels which we do not affix to, as our forefathers would not have affixed either, had they not been long dead before this, lo those many years ago across and six feet under this great nation which we must take back and uphold for, in their memory and for the sacred future that we must preserve.