Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama's Speech Is Nauseatin And Who Should Know More About Nasueatin Than Me Doggonit Goshdarnit Youbetcha And So Forth ...

Doggonnit, if there's anyone who is an authority figurine when it comes to nauseatin speeches across this great nation from coast to coast, I am the "go-to-gal" for chokingly gastric speechforths and wordforms that bring up more than just current topics (if you know what I mean (LOutLOL)) durin these campaign times when the negative ads get "hot and heavy" even from within my air-conditioned One Notion Bus (Sarah's Ark) where I am witness to those destructive and regurgitatingly unswallowable comments made by Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama which made it nearly impossible for me and Tad to keep down our Chick-Fil-A delicious free speech chicken as we traveled from coast to coast to show the real Americans that we have to take the country back but luckily we had some cloths aboard the bus which came in handy when we cleaned up the radical mess that we projected upon ourselves through our reactions to the comments that came from the White House which felt like air sickness does indeed feel, except we were on a bus so it was one if by land, as our foundin father Paul Revere actually did say across the nation in New England when he rode atop Rafalca through Lexington, Concord and Welch's to warn the British of those bells that rang throughout this wonderful revolutionary colonial country back durin those days when we were just formin ourselves, without throwin up.

Liz Cheney Said That I'm Better Than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden Combined Which Tips The Scales And So Forth ...

Goshdarnit, my expandin base is just so doggone flattered with Liz Cheney there on the tweeter machine across this great nation in the footsteps of our forefathers makin the acknowledgement that I am stronger than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden combined, which is no shock to the real Americans around there and makes me shed some tears and whatnot for those kinds of kind texts of support, which is the preferred way to wordfully communicate the smart thinkin nowadays, other than sittin down on the highly informational FOX chairs as I do when not travelin from coast to shinin sea across our wonderful continent in my fairly balanced One Notion Bus, goin from one place to the next one, pickin up wholesome and nutritious foods like that Chick-Fil-A Family Values Meal that I consumed with my family, all posted and advertised on my facebookin page, which is just one serious example of the wonderous and normalful things that we do together as a unit with our children and extended grandchildren in-between remainin current and important commenters for today's political climates which we must take back, as Jomcain the Mavrik and I were doin patriotically with those limelights and designer outfits for me to have when I was on those high and stylish platforms.

We'll Drive-Thru And Take Out Some Of That Bandwagon Special Number Two To Go And So Forth ...

Doggonit, youbetcha we just had to dash on over in our big One Notion Bus there and drive on up to wherever the Googler folks said the Alaska Chicken place was located, to enjoy some delicious and crispy publicity that the controversial topic of the day is all about across this great land in support of our forefathers' freedom of speeches and whatnot to stand in line where we proudly ordered the "BANDWAGON COMBO NUMBER TWO" so that we could lend ourselves to the support and importancy of those real American values that we stick to and practice in our own home with our family and extended grandchildren that we cherish and try to raise in those ways through our facebookings and tweeters out there and speakin of that, Todd said to me if we had to caption the picture it would say "Guess where my thumb just was" which I didn't get at all but he laughed all the way back to the big bus and he still won't let me in on the joke but keeps laughin real hard every tenth of a mile or so, so I guess it's a good one for us to enjoy as a family throughout this great nation as we ride toward November to take the country back, one leg at a time from those who would take away our freedom of wholesome and delicious values for us all to digest on the wing, along the way through today's drive thru nation.