So Many Things And Charts Out There Askin About Who They Want Made Me Make Up One That Includes Me Youbetcha So I Got In On It And So Forth ...

Recently so many polls have been comin out askin those great folks in this grand land of ours across the country here how many GOP candidates we got goin here nowadays, and are there enough of them runnin around here campainin, like that Michele Bachmann who stole all my thunder there back then, and Mitt Romney up there with his big houses that aren’t big enough for him and so on, plus Rick Perry who kinda stole the thunder from that Michele Bachmann (who, again, kinda stole all my thunder there back then and so on, bless her and so forth with all those kids runnin everywhere and the headaches bouncin off her noggin up there, goin to and fro and such like a bat in a cave there), and also too the kindly Huntsman is also runnin out there still, plus also others who haven’t announced yet (LOutLOL) and others who I can’t think of anymore since most of the graphs and charts I care about have to be doin with me and whether or not I’ll be runnin from another office soon which I still keep danglin around like a carrot on a stick of cheese in front of a big mouse goin round and round in circles the way they do, round and round in a wheel and so forth, and goshdarnit, yaknow I thought it was about time for me to make one of my own measurements of this data — those that I found to be most popular with me and my snatchphrases and soundnibbles that I have become accustomed to, and the real Americans out there have become expectant of me to be with concernin these polls, because I must admit I find these statics to be quite amusin when I they are yaknow, broken up and down and so forth for my behoofs (by my handlers and packagers) and I do so get a cackle out there, with me bein down at the lower ends of such percentages shown, so graphic as they extemporale me to be, but youbetcha I do put myself directly in the hands and faces of the real Americans out there across this great land of ours which was so patriotically set down by our forefathers who did not have the benefits that we have here today now with the Reuters and the Harris surveys and the other things there with Paul Revere and such rides, or even the telegraph situations with those telephone polls ringin along there, and don’t forget the brave federal pony expresses gallupin’ along there (and bell ringin, I forgot about that earlier) so I do so feel that the strong faiths I allocate with the real American peoples at those places will show me and them just how and exactly up where they will want me to fit into the future and whatnot of our politics as they see it (and would want me to be a part in) yaknow to be able to be a great stick off of this great tree of liberty system we have here juttin out for us, and to so dearly want to take back, limb by branch and so on.

Our State Fair Is The Best State Fair And So Forth...

Gosh it’s just so excitin here and whatnot for the State Fairs and these things happenin in the great state of Iowa, where the corn comes sweeepin down the plane with surveys with the fringe festivals on top, so the song goes from that great real American Broadway show there by the similar name, but yanow I’m no singer or performer, just a modern day patriot shakin it around and up over here in this great land of ours, but youbetcha the air is certainly cracklin here in the barns and stalls and open areas where I’m bein beseened by cameras and lights and folks askin for autographs and such things which is just what I wanted and so forth, and plus with those serious candidates comin over here roastin corn and dippin apples and funnelin cakes and so forth and also me with my superior sized bus parked right out back there with the maps and GPS systems so I can be able to know who to follow and how to get there fast and so forth, bein all suspenseful and undecided about runnin for this or from that, so long as my phrases and effects keep goin up there, gettin the GOP party messages on out there with the straw poles and such, so whoever draws the longest one gets to keep playin, and oh Auntie Em, didn’t I say it was excitin and so on also too there’s no place like home there to be comin to for the exorcism of our political rights and such freedom-minded things that our aforementioned forefathers (unless I forgot to mention them before above, so if I did then I could be doin so now to refer back up to them which I always do in my speechforths and podium events across this great land of ours and such places where we pull the bus over for rest-stops and such) have done in the past, which I carry on now with the figuratory torches to be keepin up and carryin from place to place, set down here (not too close to the haystacks though (LoutLOL)) since we all remember what happened in Chicagoh with Mrs. O’Lantern’s cow and so forth which led to our current administration, bein both disasterful things and also both things from Chicago (which I just thought of so I’m gonna get somebody to fit it into one of my whistelstoops and such broadcasts and face bookin entries and tweetstrings and so on soon) and so anyways, I’ll be careful about that torch and the haystacks and such flammatory things lyin around there, but not about my messages to the real Americans out there to be always able to keep one foot ahead of yourself when searchin for the government that we lost somewhere back then, so that the one we want back for us we’ll get in 2012 in those ways which we know are just not just good, but also too, just and good for us to get back up on onto the right tracks over there for the future of the country and the future of our children’s locomotive futures and so on, sayin that slogan about I think I can, I think I can, I know I can I know I can and so forth ahead (LoutLOUDLOL)?

Those Debates Last Night Had Me Rollin On The Other Side Of The Isle There Up In The Bus, But Even Though I Haven't Put My Foot In It Yet, Once We Got A Parkin Space At The State Fair And So Forth ...

Gosh did I ever have an immense time youbetcha keepin score last night and ruminant of when my family sits around our big family vacation bus and plays Scrabbage, so I was payin attention when Michele Bachmann said she was at the tip of the spear there, plus those other zingers that Pawlenty was diggin in about that titaniac spine she's got up there bless her, what with all those kids and the headaches and so forth, but chaknow those one-liners were able to be remindin me of those glory lines that I had way back when with Jomcain the Mavrik when I paused for the punch lines of "Lipstick" and the hockey mom and the lipsticked pig and other juicy ribs aimed at Brack Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa about the Community Organizer thing there, so then I made that my scrunched-up dispprovey face to show the folks watchin from east to shinin sea there of my disapprovment of his former so-called job there in Chicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoh and so forth where he was, pallin around with his radical elements which continues to this day where I still show my disapproval of his elements (with my several other faces) specifically yaknow all those free radicals which we try to avoid on our bus trips to prevent over-exposure and such once we find a parkin space cause we didn’t reserve ahead to these big events, being the “gate-crashers” and other hilarious catchphrases we get pinned onto by the lamestream medias there.