Golly, ya know while I'm doin all this twistin in the wind about runnin from office in 2012 and so forth, I just decided that I’m gonna create a new party just only for myself called the GREEN Tea Party because youbetcha I recycle so much of the many wordgroupings that I have resaid over the years that were real zingers, allowing me so much attention span coverage outta the gate there with the media and the news sources beckoning me to make any kind of proclamation and so forth, and it does make so much sense because the green movement is all about recyclin things so I figured I’ll recompost things that I’ve publicated out there since I've plum run outta new and original things to be sayin anymore goshdarnit, especially about Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa since that Michele Bachmann kinda pushed me off to the roadsides and such places by filin papers and candidatory things thatcha do when you're gonna go over there and run from such freely available offices and events like she's doin, although I'm not sure if she commented on or about what Vice President Biden did say or says he didnt' say and suchforth, but it's frankly startling to me anyway that he had time to comment on these things at all, what with bein so busy bein in charge of the Senate and gettin in there and legislatin, which I believe the Vice President’s job is to do there instead of callin members of the real Americans out there “terrrists” if he did in fact say those things which is despicable and appalling to me personally in these times to be doing it, when back during the election times when I pulled those hares out with the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa controversies and such with his church leaders and the Bill Ayers incident that caught everyone’s attention which I rode like a wet horse on Sunday until everyone kinda expected me to do and say those controversial things that resonated in the places and sticking points that the patriots of today (who are based on our proud forefathers' shouldered heads) who created the original real American movements out there which brought about the Tea Party today (that would have been their future if they were able to look into some crystal balls or squeegee boards or such spectacles and X-ray oracles) and so it follows sensibly that with the Green Tea Party that I wish to be enacting here I figure I can get some of the kids and environmental type folks in there, even though they might be a little like “Hey, who’s that hot Mama over there in the leather jackets and boots and whatnots tryin to be like us kids and so forth (LOloudLol)” which they could perceivedly see me as bein until I get down to their level and such places, especially since I’m not in their generation of things anymore when they grew up in those eras back then, because time marches on and whatnot, and gosh speakin o that, have ya ever looked at yourself straight on in a mirror looking down from a perch or soapbox up above your face, I mean talk about breakin the law of gravity and forces of nature and whatnot — crimony, but back onto what I was saying now when the recycling and Earth Days and cleaning up the rivers and dumplands and love canals and so forth were just becoming populous, I was just becoming into my own self then, so call me wrong and whatnot for believin in these things that the Vice President should and should not say (which again, I did feel outraged and comprehensible about, to adhone my point further) but personally I feel importantly that the folks on out there must need to know exactly how I feel on every single issue of the day, to be able to be keeping myself pertinent out there, for instance the economical issues goin round there of the day, and other things too approaching us through the upcoming fields of candidates and every other shiny thing that comes up into the news circle for me to grasp a hold into and be trotted out there and so forth for, plus yaknow to be asked to speak about these incredible things and display my facial tics and headshakes of incredulability for the issues as shown on such broadcast beams as the Hannity program and the Van Susteren segmented talkpieces and other such media areas that balance me fairly so in those places that are sought out around the dial by like-mined people of today, which is more important more now than it ever was as important as it was before it was as important as it now is today now.
I drive-by current events keepin real Americans real aware of truthfulness that the lame, lamestream medias would have We The People refudiate, cause real truths will never be buffed out no matter how many dents are dented there, no matter where or when such adverstorical keyscratches that may come our way do in fact come that way to be hereuponus now, cause youbetcha they're here to be watched out for out there—and I’ll tellya all of em right here from my big One Notion bus picture window here.
Showing posts with label Senate. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
Now That Our Debt Is Sealed Up, Should We Start Fresh And Wash Up Our Way Of Doin Government Things And So Forth …?
Well goshdarnit, now that the debt sealin tricks and whistles have blown overwith, and by golly I guess I’m glad to be washin my hands of that program, I’m glad that the overspendin won’t start leakin and so forth anymore cause of whatever glue or mucilages and such things they use up there in Washington, so we can be able to rest easy now and get back to me sayin things about the upcomin presidential races and if I will be runnin or not, but youbetcha I have had to put a lot of thoughts into this decision-makin decision such as gee whiz — can I take out so much time from my busy money-crankin schedule that I do from coast to coast on my big bus tours and public address systems still to be able to make such a serious decision to defeat Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa which I think I could be able to do definitely if I were to go into it (if I did put forth out there some explanatory commissions and such things that serious candidates do put forth when decidin to be committed) like when Michele Bachmann back then with her debatable skills on parade up there the other week announced that she was gonna do some paperwork or some such filin thing goin on there soon to put forth and announce her candidacy for the president’s job of president, even with all those kids to keep track of back at home, as she has been doin with her husband and his daycare places that the folks go to with their vouchers and coupons and medicades and whatnot, stealin all my thundra the way she did there and so forth, when I was kinda diddlin around with my sayin yes maybe I dunno, okay I will, I won’t say yet though, keep tunin on in there and see what I’ll be doin, have those handy remotes handy folks out there (LoutLoL) kinda stringin folks along like a bass on the end of the anchor there, twistin in the wind and so forth, garnerin all sorts of attentions and such and still kinda sayin no maybe I would or won’t be doin it for 2012, since our country needs so very much to be brought into a new direction with some leadership, like that one time when we were tryin to do those things back then before my movie came out at the premiere the other week (in case ya missed it like so many folks of the public did across this great land of ours), but at that time then, when the current last election was (before it was counted up I mean) where I guess, yaknow we kind of didn’t pay attention enough to the other side as much as we should have when I was narrowed down and plucked out by Jomcain the Mavrik to be the female Hillary Clinton there on the GOP side of things, which we just thought would be the nationwide craze like those dances of yesterfore, bein namely The Twist with Chubby Checkers doin those gyroscopes which caught onto folks everywhere and such (like the hula-hoop did some time ago later to that), but alask, that didn't happen to be the bored-out facts where we could just show up on out there in front of the American people and that the Trend would Wisk us all up into office there, which would have been Fab if we were to Gain the Cheer of the American folks, but the Tide of the country seemed to go against the Breeze blowin to the left, if you catch my Dreft here in the politics Biz, (if I may be so Bold to say) because in my opinion, there’s too much internet Surf activity takin the place of real research by the potentiary voters in this great land of ours) although we so did try to give it our All up until the Cascade of votes to the other party was in and counted which made me in particular yaknow wanna Shout our message here and there youbetcha, to keep our message Sunny and ready to meet the Dawn every day before we would Finish speakin on our tours over there from the podiums and other sites, bubblin up to the surface to put some Zest and Joy into the folks and also too into the electoral pools of our future children that many of us will be havin and raisin (even up through the Seventh Generation of our family trees and so forth) to be tellin them the truth of how the cycle goes in the government halls up in those Ivory towers, to permanently press these beliefs into them and to the folks rangin all the way from the Lava fields of Hawaii to the other side of the Dial there, but the Tone of things just wasn’t workin, and even I wasn’t able to be the Lifebuoy that gave the Bounce to the republican parties that they so dearly needed (even though we believe we are 99 and 44/100ths percent right about the issues there) but Lux was not with us then, and since I’m all about lookin ahead to what we can do to Safeguard our country’s future and whatnot, we should keep in mind our forefather’s visions that they had back ago to see what we can do nowforth, whether we be hawk or Dove (to be politically speakin which is appropriate here I think) and to never Softsoap the issues that the hardworkin real Americans out there do when airin out their dirty laundry of frustration about how the government’s goin and doin things which may be tearin the American fabric into shreds all over this great nation, makin lint and a fuzzball patchwork quilt out of our country these days which we have seen happen over the recent courses of things occurrin.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Why Can’t The Congress Be Able To Agree With Itself Already On Those Issues Today Now And So Forth …?
Gee whiskers, yaknow I remember a time when the lamestream media outfits were askin me questions about what I’d be doin when I got to be Vice Presidented and so on with Jomcain durin those times when I was relevant up there around those places we were complainin along there at the podiums and footlights and Joe the Plumber gettin all fired and havin those we-the-people poses bein so uplarious then, and acourse my kids there in the front pews past their bedtimes which was kinda fun for them and excitin on tv, however I do so agree with myself on what I was able to say then about me gettin on in there bein in charge of the U.S. Senates and legislatin in each Representative House to get those laws passed and necessarily stimulated, which maybe would be the law perhaps now if the American people followed our advice we were advisin them to durin the election proceeds and speeches, since perhaps next we wouldn’t be in this debit location that we discover ourselves way over our heads now with the Democrat congressional leaders not bein able to consent on this or the other (thanks to Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s indecisionability) over the Boehners goin to and fro and whatnot such as they tend to do, with back-and-forth things the way it has been portrayed on the newspapers or so I – or so they tell me and the other pipelines in this great land of ours we have disposed for us when they are delivered fairly and balancededly for us to decide upon after watchful consideration of the facts printed out for us to examine, memorize as much as we can there, and discover and rehearse one more time to get the kinks out with the mock reporters slippin in a question there to try and throw me off like those rare times when my flanks are unguarded (but that only happens once and then I tell them they have to find another job and so on but thanks) and a runaway reporter or one of those exasperatin desperate bloggers slips through the security checkpoint nets and the velvet ropes and private security forces and such that we have set up all around there to make sure the messages that we communicate to the folks we find, the real Americans that we stumble on, when we go down those highroads and dirtways while we reach out and rally and greet those natives who do believe in our message of truth, rightfulness and the American way and who, by the way, and just in case anybody’s askin or perhaps maybe wonderin also maybe, who are also are pretty gashdarn sick and tired of all of this rigor-mortis that seems to be bindin up the way that laws and ligatures need to be unguently passed along, so that this country can go frontwards and expel itself to meet the improvement side of things without the focus bein on so much wasteful and so-called pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey spendin that Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s doin over in the White House or whatever the heck he’s doin over there now (to the government that we want back) like he’s got a hole in his pocket with all that money that the honest and hardworkin people of America have paid for him to be able to play golf or some such vacational attitudes that we have seen him portray right in front of our very heads so many times with his family also there stickin together for the photo-op photograph opportunities pretendin that the debits and credits are fixin their way out all even by themselves instead of followin the lead that we would have been able to give them if there existed our style leadership in Washington which we would have made available to provide in order to balance the spendin and budgets and Wall Street typhoons with the golden paragraphs that they give to themselves upon retirin to play golf again on their manifolded lawns and whatnot, when the average folks out there are just tryin to make it from one day to the next one in these heavy-duty economic times we find ourselves faced with currently, plus too the added things of conservin water and not waterin our lawns sometimes and buyin groceries and clothes for a growin family or just plain expenses like squash and other foodstuffs, and not just canned goods that add up to be a lot at the checkout line at the end of the day after they’re all scanned in the registrars and whichnot so that the total bill comes to more than those hard tired folks up there were expectin, which can be strongly embarassin if ya haveta go back and put things back up on the shelves or have the waitress there scream out about havin to restock the shelves now, because the average American housewives have over-bought on their budgetary recalcitricks (plus the mean and furtid glances from the folks behind ya as if it’s the most inconvenient event in the world to hold up a ding-dang line for a few minutes for cryin out loud and so forth, as if they don’t do it every time they look for their club card every time they get in line) just to feed a household satisfactorily in these times of double-digit and higher prices (which always seems to be the case when the other side is in the control of the government there) as we are seein nowadays today with the growin deficits and scandals we hear about at the back of those closed door back-of-the-room wheel or dealer sessions where all the facts and figures are not presented honestly and openly, leadin us completely stupid and very clueless as to havin even just one clue or hint as for exactly, and just as to how precisely our money is bein spent or managed on a day-to-day, and basic daily basis with those numbers written down in black and white, side-by-side, and with bottom-line rubdowns which would be accountable moreso and to the benefit of the citizens tryin to be followin in those great footstep traditions of our forefathers who set them down for us not to stray far off of, from their wise and historical heel-and-toe, one-foot-in-front-of-the-other-one leadership values, bein of course the hope that obviously we would do such things afterwards when they put them down there in such ways, includin these days with the “if they knew now what we know then” kind of leadership attitudes and main principles that believe it or not would be so darn simple to carry out if there weren’t so much willy-wonka type spendin all over the place without those checks and sets of balanced scales that are portrayed so graphically and with symbols patriotically displayed there, with the justice department’s mascot in Washington, which is not unfortunately adhointed to so much in those very important ways that she should be adhointed to, which I believe is in fact and truly due to the inflation of our budgets and spiralin costs and operatin laws not bein capped up or limited to, in those careful manners that prior administrations have kept a handle on to prevent these out-of-control trampoline type ecumenomical dribble down policy shifts from the above-mentioned previous administrative latticeworks and lifeguards deposited into place to avoid the outrageously out-of-the-box management ways that we are witnessin (and are able to be spoken to at) durin these programs brought into our homes via the truthful facts of reality in today’s current world with the speech panels and the commentaries behind and above studio desks and round tables which we see so often, unless it’s an outside filmin or some such exterior scene to reveal to us these “Jack-in-the-box” surprise-type spendin scares which they are still not able to agree upon as we speak of them.
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