Why Take Time Off From Your Job And Go Onto Vacations And Such To Martha’s Vineyard’s When You Can Just Quit Your Job And Do Things Halfway, Even Hobbies Right There In The Middle Of It Like I Did And So Forth...

Goshdarnit, while glidin along here upon my peripathetic bus, I pause and then start thinkin again soon after I snap back about the attention-gettin tictacs that my fellow Governor Rick Perry (except he had his governingship’s job a smidge longer than I did and whatnot) and also addin to those retractable things is all of the scene-stealin behaviors and crazy antiques that Michele Bachmann’s been tearin straight outta my playbook up and all over the lamestream medias these days, but first yaknow acourse —I just wanna say — bless her highly so, and so forth — what with all those multipludes of children to keep track of (and kudzus to her for doin that, especially with those horrid and mental stability-doubtin and debliteratin headaches she’s got runnin wild up in there, plus her husband bein outta the house workin who knows what hours, with his controversial clinics there takin government fundings and then him spendin it by tryin to turn this into that and so forth) so I'll take any kinda publicity that I can be absorbin throughout this great land of ours any old way it comes, as I travel from coast to shore on my immeasurable bus with our members of my family, all actively heritagin the national gratifications of the real Americans as we vantraipse along here with my pride and patriotisms sung so very dearly and closely to my heart and also to my phone plans, (but don’t get me wrong, we are no professional musicians or things like that and gosh, if you ever heard me sing you’d know youbetcha that I was no Stephen Songheim or anyone like that), but as we merrily go along, just as our forefathers would have wanted us to be, me with my porta-podiums to places whenever I goh and wherever I can set them up to stand and deliver my speechbursts and so forth,

punchanjudilly opposite from the bus shenanigans that Brack Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s doin, and plus yaknow, runnin off to Martha’s Vineyard’s and such places where I wouldn’t even probably be able to fit our great big huge mammoth motor vehicle onto (because it’s so exclusionary there — which by the way — I wouldn't have done anyhow because of my image to uphere to) therefore finally now, I bring myself to be rapidly trumpeted to ask all of you real Americans out there within the range of the sound of the thrashold of my voice, this important question which is yaknow, foundated upon the very own personal experiences from me, and here it is I ask you: why in the free world would anyone take a vacation from a full-time job and such, when ya can just up and quit, right in the middle of it, and then once you get freed-up up from those bindin ties, you can go onta do other things (to be able to do) that he did (right at the end of the summer economical tourist season there and all) so that’s why when I was asked about whether I would do such a disrespectfully arrogant thing to the hard-workin American people, I unanimously said these responses in reaction to him rubbin our noses right into it there (those noses which are also placed right in front of our faces) put out of joint (our patriotic noses in front of our real American-faced nose-faces out there) so of course when my opinions and updates were so dearly and rabidly sought after as they often are durin those primetimes when these controversial White House flares are sparked up by those Washington cabinets and so forth (with who knows what-all traditions and ceremonies and other mysterious rituals they’re doin and makin-over now in our nation’s capital there that we wanna take back and so forth concernin our presidencies) I expressed them from my position there under the lights and lenses and such other opticals (when I was specifically asked in those phrases and words) as to whether or not I’d ever be goin on a vacation there at such a time as this (as if I would ever be in that situation to do so, land snakes alive — which is why I do so love to go onto that TV show there because yaknow I feel as though they have elevatored me to soaringly elected offices) which then acourse gets those wishin and hopin and prayin ideas bachrached into the folk’s minds out there, it only makes sense that they continue to warwick my once dusty thinkin patterns and utterances (since, after all, I am springfielded over there at the Fox networks and so forth to be a pandit)

therefore I do garner up my thoughts and prompt myself to respond after carefully honin in on that vacation subject matter (of whether I woulda done such a thing like desert the American people) — well acourse naturally I eventually yaknow said youbetcha — no — I most absolutely would not have definitely and or certainly would have yaknow not (as if like I said before that I’d ever get the goshdarn chance anyway (LOoutLOL)), I mean about bein President and all, even though at present since I don’t want to step on Rick Perry’s toes or smash down on Michele Bachmann’s foot or anything, I still haven’t fully decided whether or not I’m gonna get into the races there once I get my mojones back from Governor Perry if and ever if he stops bein all Texas about things and plus also when I get those things back from that Michele Bachmann once she stops bein all whatever the heck she’s doin around here (bless her and whatnot) in those electoral traditions that we were chasin after, not so long, long ago that one time back when with Jomcain the Mavrik and Joe the Plumber and his identities up there with us on the rallyforths, stringin along with us like a third wheeler there, glimmerin with all the lights and the attentions and wireless microphones and other fashion-ready devices that I had bedraped upon me for my maximum exposurabilities (not discountin those markedly-priced chinstraps and neck-firmin devices and powdered means and so forth (and you ladies out there don’t be submissive and so on about makin the outsides look and feel like the insides of yourself look and feel, because as the famous sayin goes, “you feel as young as your looks make you feel” there)) with those continued whistlestops and weathered effects upon us then across this great land of ours, and besides, speakin of that big expensive wasteful bus that the President newly ordered at the snap of his big fingers with that big thumb thumbin his nose at us there, which again, Charlie, was such a, such a dearly big and squanderfully fritterful abuse of those precious American funds durin this nationally glum economy time and so on, and also don’t forget the recessionary things goin on here today to be able to do it at this poverted time (the lavish vacations, where he keeps goin away at, to places we don’t get into there and again, with his continued luxurious thumbs in our workin class noses toward us) so in this vane, I’m gonna delinernate some projects that I have done halfway, insteada runnin off durin full times I had, which is what I started off to make this entry a subject of when I first mentioned it, oh gosh, I’d say wayback about 15 miles down the road there — that it is to a large extent much more easier to quit a job and to be movin on up and so forth, than it is to just take a break from it (even though when you started it, you and many others out there thought you’d be havin a particular job for maybe even twice as long as you kept it) and aloofly jetoff on your secret service uneconomical bus, especially when there’s more opportunistic opportunities to take over and behoove yourself with, which is what I’ve been doin since resignin from the Alaska job that I rained over for specifically half of that elected time, so here at last, are some of those suggestions and maybe you can do them too in half of your spare time like I did trendfully so, such as for instance, NUMBER ONE, bakin a half a cake

since we know it’s so important to have mostly fair and balanced foodstuffs, but not in the way that Michelle Obama’s tryin to stuff foods into our children’s future mouths and down the real throats of the American people, I mean goshdarnit that’s just not gonna fly around the buttermilk anywhere near my tables and so forth near here, as I have said previously in regards to those ideas of hers that just tip those scales a little too far off balance toward our overweight national children and so on, but the half a cake idea is good because FOR ONE, it only takes half the time that you’d be wastin on it by spendin the full time on a whole cake, and then FOR ANOTHER, you could go on to do other things usin the other half of your bakable time that you didn’t use, for example here’s ANOTHER SECOND HALF OF AN ADDITIONAL IDEA BASED ON THE SECOND PART OF THE FIRST HALF here, intended for those people still with me, especially if you’re the kinda personality like I am, and also are always lookin for broadcastingly speechable attractions to be latchin yourself into, such as a carnival or sideshow or a state fair which I did recently there in Iowa and so forth

or or any old place that draws a mob — then gather round folks (LOutLOL) and listen to this SECOND IDEA HERE (HURRY HURRY UP AROUND HERE AND SO ON) so then how about growin half of a beard for your face

so then you could goh set up some stools and get one of those mountable podiums or such quick-buildable bleacher-like seatin arrangements, especially if there’s not enough room there in the parkin lot or you didn’t call ahead for the permits and so forth, and become a part-time sideshow attraction, since then you’d have all the local built-in natives captivated nearby and right there to listen to the text screechages across this great land of ours that propel out of my face, makin my pronoun cements heard, and plus it would definitely keep their attentions spanned and so forth for your talkin points (the half-beard) since they always would be wonderin which side of your face you were talkin out of (plus you could be doin it as part of such attractions or if a traveling show comes to town with oddities of nature which you could possibly do from a tent on a part-timed basis also only again, taking up half of your time) but if that's not for you, then ONE OTHER THING YOU COULD DO if you’re like me and you get sicka doin things before they’re all the way finished (and gosh most folks here that listen to and soak up my sound-wells mostly are like me), like say you're tired of presidin over a house which happens sometimes after the second year of doin somethin or whatnot, then you just could get rid of half of it but — however please do so be careful crossin the street though, 

because it could be dangerous to be doin it if you don’t look both ways, and the medias will have to restart their movie clips of you with the papparatzies askin ya to retake this and reshoot that and start over again so we can get a good shot and all of those Hollywood terms that they used also too with my movie premiere out there met with hostility and neglect, called “The Undefeated” which lukewarmly was received and faintly so by the public out there, which remind me, you could also half-do a movie there, FOR EXAMPLE HERE THIS THING TO DO when in the middle of a movie if you wanta, just get up and walk right out right when you want to durin the middle if it’s unbearable 

or just not worth it with all the high prices that those films and events cost, not to mention the retractable red carpet that we paid good money for thanks to the nationalistic and generous donations from our friends across this great land of ours,

so if you can’t donate as much as you’d like to, you can always donate half and so forth with these ideas that may provide some guidance as I like to do for the country and our nation, as the forefathers would have me do to hold the attentions of the history makers nearby and also in our not too recently passed ages of long ago were.

I Am Now Able To Be Additionally Franchised And Solutized On An As Needed Basis Across This Great Land Of Ours And So Forth …

Yaknow goshdarnit, now that I do so have an immensely great deal of time on my hands and whatnot due to all the active ignorin that the reporters and such lamestream media individuals and so on are actively doin now moreso at me because of those things that “You-Know-Who, Mother of the Year and Have It All It Gal” Michele Bachmann is doin by spongin up all my former attentions and glares that I usesta be able to get while on and off my trails and so forth, I have moments in time to sit on the big bus here and there and seemingly everywhere to be able to ponder what it is that my next expansions will be, as I reach out to outreach from town to town in this great land of ours which provides us with many deli meats, national opportunities and components that are bein so recklessly squandered by the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama administration especially now so pointily with him skedaddlin off there to Martha’s Vinyeards and such resort producin industries designed for and by the elites and out-of-touch friends that he pals around with in Washington and other controversial places and crowds in those other states there where they all gather like a gang and such posse-like groupings to hang out and relax while the rest of us hard-workin Americans around those other less chillable abodes toil daily and so very hard also to be able to make ends meet in the middle for themselves which I can relate to since that is what I am used to be doin throughout my livelihood as a mom and worker there while continually comin up with and bein given some thoughts and ideas which entrail such “product placements”

which I could do a good job at, since I am clever at talented at fusing myself into major situations and things wherever and whenever I go to trillabout this or that, or praps some other fixations that I could do would be, yaknow, to be able to become a spokesspeaker for many events and movements that turn out to be popular across this country here, where I take the time to meet and greet the so many folks out there followin in the traditions of our presently lifeless forefathers back there in history as brush-strokedly described in those oil paintings and renderings that we see and admire in our nation’s capital and other places such as museums and theme parks where I have also gone to also too and visited and remarked upon with wonderment mixed up with hefty pride and patriotism, which I have always held onto for myself and inserted into my children even before we leased-to-own the large bus for our family trips that are followed like a ball of yarn by a kitten there, with all the folks gatherin round in the parkin lots and other areas there expressin an interest in every single thing I and we do, from winkin my eye to blowin my nose to chippin a nail or eatin outdoors or goin through a cow barn which was lots of fun that time durin the Ohio State Fair or was it back over in Iowa, we’ve been to so many loads of places in such a goshdarn hurry that I get em all mixed up and so forth out there across these great state-run areas that we pull over at, with the time zones all there and such continental divides and vistas that we are barely able to take all in at once or even twice and write about, which I manage to do now and here up-to-the-minute-like from our very extremely large and growin bus which speaks to our extremely large and growin base of fans in the real America somewhere where my future plans for these spokesgigs

and representational occupations which I am prepared to do will effectively positively affect the general public out there who otherwise would have to be relied on to figure out these things by themselves if it weren’t for me bein so affected and in addition, the fair and balanced medias that I affiliate myself with from time to time, and I don't know, even those speechcasts from my own home studio (which was my former rumpus room once I got those large hockey sticks and such ice-related mimeobilia moved outta there and into a goshdarn storage pod and such substantial unit down there) with the screens there near my rear projections and sometimes guest-hosted by the public persons who congregate these broadcasts and invite me to invite them into my own home by invitation only, namely Greta Van Susteren and Hannity and sometimes the Bill O’Reilly program host also too which I have always found yaknow, to be just so inciteful for me to be on whenever my team of trundable assistants and staffscads are able to poke out the time for me to sit down and get all powder-and-paint ready for the lights and cameras, which I can do at the drop of a dime which should prove to all of you potential hirers out there that I am so very dearly adaptable and possess such cat- and Gumby-like readiness to be able to pounce into this or that hat or shed into and out of such different skins and other exterior looks, available at a momentous moment’s moment to push out or endorsify whatever may be needin a boost-up out there in the national derisions that are available to our treacherously-balanced free society held in the balance here, that we once had which I constantly declare about for us to take back from wherever the present administration is takin it to (wherever that scary and unpatriotical place may be there) which is maybe why my mammothly gigantic bus goes to so many places to find where the country’s goin these days, and if of course, if I could be of any possible help whatsoforth in, like say,

me bein a country finder or such locator, then that would be somethin I’d be more than in high spirits to do while we’re just burnin daylight and gasoline these days across here, or so it seems through this great land of ours in between keepin up with the current harvest of candidates out there which may or may not include me (LOutLOL) or not because I’m still around here youbetcha, just kinda twistin in the wind with my “maybe I will or maybe I won’t will” do this or run from that to be found out later if we keep the folks around there to be able to be on “stay tuned” stratus and so on while I absorb myself with my many pronoun cements and potential just-a-positions and hirin opportunistic arrangements that will be able to — like the aforesaidabout Gumby, as I did so abovemention before — fit into, or more correctly interweave and bend myself into as the cases may be for that belovedly friendly animated (or so my movement specialists inform me is more rightly called) “stopped-motion” green beast from our past childhoods, crammed and chalk fuller moral teachings durin those short film espadrilles, with Pokey there and so forth and Davey and Sally plus the other clay-headed figurines with the moveable mouths that we do so adore from primetime to time in our history of televised learnings, when we were positioned in front of those televised entertainments much like those terracotta characters in there, providin us with so many hours of amusements and perhaps for me in the future they can and will hopefully provide me with so many more springform opportunities for me to be able to further those very esteemed amusements available across the airwaves (to be able to add to them and so forth) and such other yaknow, technical mediums to be able to reach out to the real Americans out there in the heartlands and placed unto the very feet of our democratic systems of governing (which I and my family do so cherish from our travelin cavalcade here) which is bein threatened, as I do so go on and on and on about endlessly, while the President goes on and off, runnin off there to thumb his nose with his big thumb stuck out there right into our very eyes and right beside our very noses while also rubbin those same noses into it while on vacation and not workin thank you very much, while enjoyin time with his family on our precocious taxpayer dollars and cents, or so they say he will be doing, because yaknow of course this is all bein viewed through the lamestreamed lens of those lamestreamed media lenses out there, with their trick questions like that one time with Katie Couric when she asked me oh, goshdarnit I don’t know what-all about what I was sposeta know about the print journalism that I was sposeta be informed of since acourse to a degree, I did sposta earn a degree in journalism once I got outta all those endless places of higher matriculatory learnin colleges, and then when it was my turn, I walked boldly and confidently across the stage with that sassy sash, oh wait for cripes sakes — that was the Miss Alaska Game Show contest (LOutLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) that I was entranced into — I got em all mixed in up there because see, golly yaknow youbetcha that even definitely proves my point youbetcha right now, that there are so many vastly detailed and followed things that I have done and will be able to do which proves once again my spirit of Claymation and adaptability

for future hirin opportunica which I will display here graphically (pictures I mean not graphs although I do want some pie now come ta think of it since I mentioned graphs because I always think of pie when I think up graphs) to jump myself upon there, up onto potential platforms and bosses and sponsors and so on, so thank you so very much for your time in these rich and fruitfilled matters and so forth as we drive along down the roads and pathways and also don’t forget those many canyons, valleys and crevices that our great nation holds for the future of our children before it’s all thrown down the pan there and we end up at the back of some dark alley out there one night without those things which are historically treasureable while we still have them to seek out and boldly go where no van has gone before and so on with our treks or also too by bus.

Those Debates Last Night Had Me Rollin On The Other Side Of The Isle There Up In The Bus, But Even Though I Haven't Put My Foot In It Yet, Once We Got A Parkin Space At The State Fair And So Forth ...

Gosh did I ever have an immense time youbetcha keepin score last night and ruminant of when my family sits around our big family vacation bus and plays Scrabbage, so I was payin attention when Michele Bachmann said she was at the tip of the spear there, plus those other zingers that Pawlenty was diggin in about that titaniac spine she's got up there bless her, what with all those kids and the headaches and so forth, but chaknow those one-liners were able to be remindin me of those glory lines that I had way back when with Jomcain the Mavrik when I paused for the punch lines of "Lipstick" and the hockey mom and the lipsticked pig and other juicy ribs aimed at Brack Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa about the Community Organizer thing there, so then I made that my scrunched-up dispprovey face to show the folks watchin from east to shinin sea there of my disapprovment of his former so-called job there in Chicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoh and so forth where he was, pallin around with his radical elements which continues to this day where I still show my disapproval of his elements (with my several other faces) specifically yaknow all those free radicals which we try to avoid on our bus trips to prevent over-exposure and such once we find a parkin space cause we didn’t reserve ahead to these big events, being the “gate-crashers” and other hilarious catchphrases we get pinned onto by the lamestream medias there.

Who’s Gonna Pull The Long Straw And Not The Short End Of The Stick In The Straw Pole Game To Get The Big Piece Of The Pie Chart In Order To Be Able To Be The President’s Nominational Winner And So Forth …

Gosh, is this ever excitin youbetcha with the straw pole comin up and plus my fellow Governor Rick Perry there (who actually twice as much outsat me in that job) with that stealin of thunder and whatnot that he’ll be doin over in Iowa from that Michele Bachmann (who kinda stole thunder away from me after I kinda stole thunder away from Mitt Romney that one time with my big movie bomb and entirely plus coincidentally premiered premiere of my biotale namely called “The Undefeated” (LOutLoL)), but cheese whiz it’s all such an excitin game for me to be playin at it though, and I’m just so excistatic and highspirited and such to still be able to be in it, up there chimin on with the folks who are actually and goshdarn seriously considerin actually runnin for high office and whatnot, instead of those folks like Roseanne was the other day when she said she was runnin (but that was nuts) since also please don’t forget about me and what I’ve said throughout this great land of ours about me still decidin about it (whether or not I’ll throw up my hat into the race) from place to place to follow in our forefather’s feet and to be exercisin our freedoms to run which is so very important to the real Americans out there and so on, which starts off in Iowa, where I think the candidates pick straws and then the one who gets the long one (and not the short end of the stick there) gets to run for the president’s nomination so that we will be able to yank it back from where it is now also, (or so that’s how I understand it anyways from where I sit on my immense bus goin from place to place, up and over the hills and hollows of this great nation of ours, stoppin only to refuel our tanks, both figuratively and literary, for this great nation hasta yaknow get back on up there in the sidesaddle youbetcha there or even bareback) (not that there’s anything up there I wanna get into right now and so forth until I do or do not decide to become a serious candidate option, so as to whether I think it is a good or bad thing to be able to choose those things for a style of life or not so to choose them or to not be able to in this land of ours I won’t comment upon now, even with free choice and whatnot which is another subject entirely, so as not to throw off my trains of thoughts here I think we’ll just get back to) airin out my points about the Rick Perry “will he or won’t he” issue here, which has galverized our political lectures, as well as our speechtints and leaninwords as we see them poppin up into the media which empermissions me to be able to comment upon these important issues of the day that the real Americans need to hear about, and more importantly, for them to be able to hear what I have to say about them, as those folks who do turn up to hear my pronoun cements from statewide areas still do keep me up in the discoursery, to be a surveyable person in the political field out there, sometimes croppin up on a big pie chart thrown up on the news programs with my name and then a line, and then a percentage number next to the line which is next to my name which is also at the end of a line next to that pie, as to what I feel about those things (besides hungry because I was talkin so much about pie now (LOutLOL)), compared to the other declared candidates, or whether those folks out there who do take part in the poles answer a question about me, thus makin yaknow, my percentage numbers beside my name (beside that line) for the scores to be higher-up, which is a much different competitional race than the presidential announcement competitions ratchetin up there to be the subject of coffee table discourssions and the ‘water cooler’ and coffeetalk breaks from those places that do the bottled water offerings for the employees in those very offices where we need to get up and movin moreso employment-wise, especially durin these depressed economical eras and also too the budget gaps we find our country ladelin into because of those rehibbable procedures that the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa administration has continually thrown down for us to pick up and put back from where we have had to bend over and take it up, and then put it back onto the shelves from where he threw them down from, which is correctly what our forefathers would have done from their antique shelves with those water bottles and other canteens and revolutionary gourds and flasks of the day that they would have used back then, tryin not to spill those precious drops of freedom that those patriotic ancestors of ours spent so much of their time on, writin them all down by hand with those feathered pens of liberty, graciously and patriotically donated from the eagles who so gallantly gave their quills for the etchin in of freedom’s vocabulars, to be inked upon our soles and heels of our patriots which we follow now, like a tatoo’s permanent reminder of our heritage, one podium at a time’s worth from my standpoints anyhow, as I do it and I step out there and am able to do these things.

So Now Michele Bachmann Gets To Be On The Controversial Covers Of All Those Magazines That I Used To Be Able To Be On, Also Too Perhaps She Looks Like She’s Angry or Somewhat So With The Crazybrows And So Forth …

Gosh yaknow havin been through this type athing before in somewhat similar traditions and so forth, I really do have to deposit down my two cents here about this matter with the covers and poses and photographic images and items about how the lamestream media is guilty of capturin us celebrities and political folks such as we, with the way that they do things there, kinda shockingly unflatterin and unyouthfull there with all the wrinkles and worry lines which can be a real headache youbetcha, but with all those kids to look after and such who can blame her, also I do wish her all the luck in the world and so forth, (and this is not the way we are toward one another, by the way)

because with all that coverage that Michele Bachmann is gettin nowadays which was kinda the same as the saturated press blanket of attentions that was heaved up and around my cavalcade way back then (when folks out there usedta be able to pay attention to my trills before she stepped up into the scene, announcin about candidacy this and runnin for that (LoutLOL) and so forth) so if she did wanna look that way up there like the provabrial deer in the eyelights and all, then good for her and whatnot because I don’t hear her complainin out there bein on the cover like I did, because there’s no such thing as bad publicity or so my tellers keep tellin me, from place to place across this great land of ours, (lamestream media unwithstandin) and so forth, because similar as to how the song goes, sung in olden times previously by that great Broadway Star, Ethel Merlin, “There’s no Business Like Bad Publicity, Like No Business I Know” is appliable here and now, since to be exposed out there with any and every cover of a magazine havin the potentialness to reach out to another group of audiences and spectralizin the enlargement broadbasedness of the future voters out there, plus more importantly to be able to get elected those politicians that will get us back on the right tracks that we have been disrailed from, ever since the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa administration rode into town there with their Hummers and other flashy hip hop gas guzzlin blingcars driven by the likes of the guests that I saw he had at his big wastefully out-of-control-spending birthday party with the other day, (which was on the cover of that newsworthysome newspaper) which was kinda scary to look at with all of them in a row like that, makin us all to be thinkin that the government is bein taken over by all that radical musical fringework, changin the fabric of our country and windin the bobbin in those strange ways unlike those needles and threads woven in at first by Betty C. Ross there, with the flag containin the not as many stars as there are today (much differently as our flags of now are currently so), and now with the way things are goin it’s good to be able to get the exposures out there on the magazines and media vehicles no matter how old or wrinkly you look, just as long as the messages and speechbits that you get on out there to folks reach the places they belong to be heard in by us.

Even Lewis Black Won’t Touch Me With His Big Ten Foot Comedy Stick And So Forth …

Youbetcha I'm just chucklin and (LOoutLol)in and so on about all these folks over there sayin this and that about me, and then also too while takin breaks from countin all my money and rollin in all the cash dough plus such things to be able to be in the spotlight for (still for me to continue to be doin them now), plus havin stories scripted about me to this day and those stand upped comedians and so forth in those blogged and twittered ways from those jokesters and lamestream media types (and folks of that elk) that go round mockin me and wonderin what my next move's gonna be, imitatin and hangin on my wordstrings and yap-ropes and such, and askin about ‘will I be runnin for this or from that in 2012, (LOoutLOL)’ and so yaknow, just keep em comin out there in this great land of ours folks, where it only can happen here in America (for me to be still up there in the ‘top of mine’ like the advertisement folks say, or so those mad men and gals tell me) for me to be able to be out front and center carryin on what our forefathers laid out there for us to go on out there and get, and sometimes I can even lie back there in my big gigantic bus just lookin at things goin by there and so forth, just laughin and laughin in all their faces, till the cash cows come home to roost and so forth because there’s no such thing as bad publicity with that comedian there sayin even he wouldn’t be makin jokes about me cause then he’d haveta admit that I am a real person and so forth, right in his face and all which I kinda find humorfull and I can of course yaknow laugh at it bein suchways, butcha know, now that we’re bein entered into a real serious time with our credit line bein all mashed up and so forth, and while there’s still no clear blamestream for me to be be paddlin down (or up), I do have some time to wait and see what the folks out there are gonna latch onto as to who do we pin this donkey’s tail onto (wink there’s a hint there (LoutLoL)) before I know who’s party line to be tyin myself too, dependin on which way the shows and extravaganzas that I connect myself up with give out their editorial viewpoints and blametips and so forth, so that I can be able to chime right in with my very own support of their anti administration phrases, once I’m told what they are to be, with wordings of my own voice, with my signature style and zinger-type quicksounds that can be held in the public’s mind over there and quoted as comin from me when I’ll be commentin, once I do, again, know exactly what to be sayin about this or that latest recurrin and again once more again current frightenin and shockin thing that we say that Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa’s doin over there in the White House that we don’t agree with, from our standpoints and such, but at least I do know that some of the things I could say will be about the moody investors out there and of course the A&P devaludin our national credit card interest rates and fees as I understand them to have done the other day, with that standard pour measurin thing they use to judge the different countries and what they owe China and the Soviet Union over there, which maybe after all I did say that I can see from my house and so forth, but with my many travels across this great land of ours I hardly have enough time to be on my porch there, plus with the security fences and satellites that we hadta install and also too the motion sensors in case someone wants to slip on in there past the barricaves and ask me a not pre-screened question there, like that one disasterful time with that Katie Couric with her gotcha journalism styles and so forth (which were certainly not the types of styles of journalism that I studied about while goin after my degree back there durin those times which have held me in good steadfastness) tryin to trip me up with facts and information and particulars and newspapers and figures and so forth that she and her crow knees go on about things there in Lamestream Media Land, which is where I guess they all come from, all sittin up there in the Lamestream Media Motel there, with the ice machines and so forth down at the end there, and the fake grass carpeting on the balconies as we find from place to place when we get a chance to pull over, since their lines of questionings seem to be made to be able to be stacked against us real Americans out there from coast to shinin sea as I am wanted to say from time to time, but that’s because I do so very believably believe in these things myself, from the bottom of the barrel there, aimin straight from my heart targetin and reloadin to the people, for the people out there wherever a podium must be put up for me to get my points out there to, real or imagined in this great and wonderous world in which we proudly call ourselves Americans here, are my main focus places to get into.

So Those Cranky and Moody Investor Companies Gave Us A Bad Grade Or So I Hear And So Forth …

Goshdarnit, youbetcha just as I was gettin the hang of it with the debt sealin and so forth, after such things were explained to me by my explainer squad, geewhillikers the government goes and switches up, throwin some different specifics and so forth up in the air there concernin credit ratins in this great land of ours, which I thought was gonna be AAA by the Standards and Pours measures as they were broken up and explained to me (which by the way have absolutely nothin to do with the Metrics System), but now with that moody A&P company goin on there and givin us a lower grade of AA+ (which doesn’t sound so bad to me because in order to be able to get such high marks and so forth I was told you hadta hit the books pretty darn hard and whatnot) so now we gotta be payin more attention to, and be of a higher interest as I understand it is, from where I sit here on my hefty bus, travelin to and fro in search of the real Americans out here who are overfedup with how things are goin in Washington these days due to those Democrat policies, thanks to the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaa administration’s rules and dangerous pallin around with economic terrrist guidelines leadin us off the paths which we were warnin folks about anyways durin the Jomcain complain trail that I was co-featured on back then with Joe The Plumber as a special guest there when he’d come around to meet us then there, before I was so concerned with those matters such as the shortfall and now our bad report card on the economy which is unbelievable to me as an American who always was able to balance my checkbook up there in Alaska whenever I had to turn in one of those papers, so this just presents such an opportunity for us to say how obvious the lack of leadership in Washington is which I have to say I’m sad and happy about both at the same time, because now I do have somethin new to gloat on and ride hard till the cows come home over there, a whole new stack of talkpoints and blamethrowins I can now get out there, like my thinktank has been filled with gas and such to rev me up on the fair and balanced talk shows out there, but I do fear, as so many of our real Americans out there do so fear, that our bills and whatnots will be higher to pay because of these credit rates, and I also was informed that China was critical of our way of spendin, since I guess we owe them big bags of money internationally (or so they say), and the last thing, yaknow I want is to go down to pick up some low main or the lunchtime combination special, especially if when we’re on the road travelin on the big bus of mine and have to pick up some takeout real quick before the speechforths that we present, so anyways the last very thing I want is a dirty look from the waiters and whatnot at those Chinese restaurants, as if we’re gonna go there and order and then point and run out on the bill and so forth, because of the credit debuckle that happened as a result of those misguided spend, spend, spend policies that Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaa’s been doin, and who knows where all that money has gone away too anyway by the way I ask across the country, because I’m not able to see those things that we need around here reflected in the economy, such as our improved infrastructions and hope for our children’s futures and those things that our great and powerful forefathers in this great land of ours lay down for us to follow way back durin those ancient times of old pastimes, when they were takin the constitution and the revolutions out for a test-drive like they had learner’s permits for our freedoms and didn’t want to crash em into the hydrants and horse and buggy stalls and whatnot that they had back on those historic days when ya went out and hitched em up to the post and so on before the modern automobiles and buses that we ride in today, thanks to those hopefully temporarily long lost sensible thinkin ways of our government that we apparently have chucked out liberty’s back door and hope to find again because of all this spendin left and right, but mostly left (if ya catch my drift (Wink) (LOloudLOL)) in this once great land of ours, throwin money out the door of the White House like it’s a free giveaway or some such thing, like my movie “The Undefeated” which I can’t seem to giveaway free even if I threw all those DVDs out the emergency hatch of my bus to the folks that do come out and listen to our statements and frictures that we share freely at those rallies and rest stops with the purple mountained majestrates and Old Faithfuls blowin their tops over there, or even the St. Rushmore Monument with all the presidents carved in stone there, lookin down at us and probably shakin their stone profiles (if they could if they weren’t carved in stone) because of what we’ve done to the jobs that they used to have back then when the current deficits and so forth were unheard of, which is exactly how I feel and of course those feelings I share with most of the real American people out there and not just by me which I will continue to get on out there and spread around especially importantly moreso today, with the 2012 races and electoral college pledges comin up around then for us to be able to exercise our democrcies and get on out there and vote, hopefully for our team this time around, not that I’m spillin the beans or somethin as to “will I myself throw my towel into the ring” and so forth which are things bein wondered about by those folks out there who like me to be up there on the news programs peekin up the interest rate (not the interest rate that just failed the rancid test, I mean the ones in regard to me I what I mean) of the voters out there and sharin my expert-tease skills about how popular it is to wonder whether or not I’m runnin or not runnin there, so stay tuned in for that soon to be announced announcement, or most likely a press release or statement issued from my issuers since it probably will be that, in such forms or thereabouts to be taken up by the medias.

So I Guess Now Just Anyone Can Say They’re Gonna Run For President, Even Not-Professional Politicians Like Roseanne Who Said That She Was Gonna Do It Recently And So Forth …

Goshdarnit, I just think that it’s not good politics when folks around here don’t take it seriously when runnin for President, such as the case yaknow now with Roseanne over there in Hollywood or Hawaii or wherever she’s from these days sayin golly, she’s gonna be runnin for that office and so forth now, especially when it’s the President’s office that she’s talkin about and they don’t even mean to be serious yaknow, because youbetcha if I was ever thinkin about to gonna be doin such things (which I’m not sayin I will or won’t do soon but stay tuned in case I do decide to rollout such things and such) I’d buy gully make a long and mostly serious mania frenzy about it, where I’d probably go on tours for example in a big bus or similar to those vehicles, and then I’d attend movie openin nights to build up some steam (even if the movie would be a “tanker” or so they say in the traded papers which compute such “box office bombs” and “lead balloons” and “rotten tomatoes” and “real stinkers” and so on) to be able to get the real Americans on board so that when I did actually or didn’t make an announcement about runnin from office I’d be sure and have the folks behind me and in somberly ways backin me up there with donations and things like that Michele Bachmann seems to be doin for real since she made that broadcast and stole all my air from beneath my wings and so forth the other night when they were all up around there on the stage sayin all those debatable things about what they would be doin if they were to be elected President, and who gets to be Miss or Mister Congenitality and Most Photographic and so forth in this great land of ours (which our forefathers looked ahead toward although perhaps they didn’t know it yet at that time, since it was in the past when they were doin it) which should youbetcha be taken seriously, and not dilly dailied and blown up for some kind of publicity stunted event, or attention gettin, diddlin around or such other things that could be taken to look like someone was just tryin to milk the celebrity from the publicity cow’s udder down there, and would only be in it to gardner attentions and get some more milk money squeezed out of things like that media cow back there in the attention gettin barn, by writin books and appearin on shows and news programs and makin controversially-teated comments on the things that those liberal lamestream media folks push on out there which (on the hole) go extremely largely unchecked until we get all made up for the lights and video cameras and so forth, to sit in chairs in front of pictures of mountains or lakes and such vistas with our rear projections out front there, and answer those questions given to us in such forms that the questions are so much like the answers that it’s kinda fun and easy to be a part of the literary commentin clubs and political discos across the nation representin those things that we believe in (which is why I kinda like it and so forth plus also too I must be honest about it, because it’s also profit-sharin for me) and want to take back from Washington, that is, take Washington back from where it’s been movin over to since those high hopes, apple pie in the sky days when we were on the complain trail with Jomcain the Mavrik and Joe the Plumber or whatever his job was up there not so long ago which feels like forever, when I was flotsammed up into the public’s eyes and ears and other places around there which unleached a torrid of feelings and emoticons out there which made us all rise up with the rallies and the signs and the tea parties and such things to be chantin, plus when we wore those hats and sold those buttons and tea shirts, gettin our message out around there, tellin the Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama administration and the current liberal pals and cronycats around there just how mad and overfededdly up we got to be, throwin monkeywrenches and such into the debt dealin talks the way we did the other time, gettin our way and makin our voices heard on out there to help make things get the way we want them to be (which was the way they were before all of this controversy happened with celebrities now, thinkin they can just announce whatever they want to and just go and do them like we are seeing) which I think is really to be takin the advantages of the advantage of havin freedoms of speech that our aforementioned forefathers gave to us, and stretchin them a little bit to far, as they please due to those policies we become stirred up about.

Now That Our Debt Is Sealed Up, Should We Start Fresh And Wash Up Our Way Of Doin Government Things And So Forth …?

Well goshdarnit, now that the debt sealin tricks and whistles have blown overwith, and by golly I guess I’m glad to be washin my hands of that program, I’m glad that the overspendin won’t start leakin and so forth anymore cause of whatever glue or mucilages and such things they use up there in Washington, so we can be able to rest easy now and get back to me sayin things about the upcomin presidential races and if I will be runnin or not, but youbetcha I have had to put a lot of thoughts into this decision-makin decision such as gee whiz — can I take out so much time from my busy money-crankin schedule that I do from coast to coast on my big bus tours and public address systems still to be able to make such a serious decision to defeat Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaa which I think I could be able to do definitely if I were to go into it (if I did put forth out there some explanatory commissions and such things that serious candidates do put forth when decidin to be committed) like when Michele Bachmann back then with her debatable skills on parade up there the other week announced that she was gonna do some paperwork or some such filin thing goin on there soon to put forth and announce her candidacy for the president’s job of president, even with all those kids to keep track of back at home, as she has been doin with her husband and his daycare places that the folks go to with their vouchers and coupons and medicades and whatnot, stealin all my thundra the way she did there and so forth, when I was kinda diddlin around with my sayin yes maybe I dunno, okay I will, I won’t say yet though, keep tunin on in there and see what I’ll be doin, have those handy remotes handy folks out there (LoutLoL) kinda stringin folks along like a bass on the end of the anchor there, twistin in the wind and so forth, garnerin all sorts of attentions and such and still kinda sayin no maybe I would or won’t be doin it for 2012, since our country needs so very much to be brought into a new direction with some leadership, like that one time when we were tryin to do those things back then before my movie came out at the premiere the other week (in case ya missed it like so many folks of the public did across this great land of ours), but at that time then, when the current last election was (before it was counted up I mean) where I guess, yaknow we kind of didn’t pay attention enough to the other side as much as we should have when I was narrowed down and plucked out by Jomcain the Mavrik to be the female Hillary Clinton there on the GOP side of things, which we just thought would be the nationwide craze like those dances of yesterfore, bein namely The Twist with Chubby Checkers doin those gyroscopes which caught onto folks everywhere and such (like the hula-hoop did some time ago later to that), but alask, that didn't happen to be the bored-out facts where we could just show up on out there in front of the American people and that the Trend would Wisk us all up into office there, which would have been Fab if we were to Gain the Cheer of the American folks, but the Tide of the country seemed to go against the Breeze blowin to the left, if you catch my Dreft here in the politics Biz, (if I may be so Bold to say) because in my opinion, there’s too much internet Surf activity takin the place of real research by the potentiary voters in this great land of ours) although we so did try to give it our All up until the Cascade of votes to the other party was in and counted which made me in particular yaknow wanna Shout our message here and there youbetcha, to keep our message Sunny and ready to meet the Dawn every day before we would Finish speakin on our tours over there from the podiums and other sites, bubblin up to the surface to put some Zest and Joy into the folks and also too into the electoral pools of our future children that many of us will be havin and raisin (even up through the Seventh Generation of our family trees and so forth) to be tellin them the truth of how the cycle goes in the government halls up in those Ivory towers, to permanently press these beliefs into them and to the folks rangin all the way from the Lava fields of Hawaii to the other side of the Dial there, but the Tone of things just wasn’t workin, and even I wasn’t able to be the Lifebuoy that gave the Bounce to the republican parties that they so dearly needed (even though we believe we are 99 and 44/100ths percent right about the issues there) but Lux was not with us then, and since I’m all about lookin ahead to what we can do to Safeguard our country’s future and whatnot, we should keep in mind our forefather’s visions that they had back ago to see what we can do nowforth, whether we be hawk or Dove (to be politically speakin which is appropriate here I think) and to never Softsoap the issues that the hardworkin real Americans out there do when airin out their dirty laundry of frustration about how the government’s goin and doin things which may be tearin the American fabric into shreds all over this great nation, makin lint and a fuzzball patchwork quilt out of our country these days which we have seen happen over the recent courses of things occurrin.

Why Can’t The Congress Be Able To Agree With Itself Already On Those Issues Today Now And So Forth …?

Gee whiskers, yaknow I remember a time when the lamestream media outfits were askin me questions about what I’d be doin when I got to be Vice Presidented and so on with Jomcain durin those times when I was relevant up there around those places we were complainin along there at the podiums and footlights and Joe the Plumber gettin all fired and havin those we-the-people poses bein so uplarious then, and acourse my kids there in the front pews past their bedtimes which was kinda fun for them and excitin on tv, however I do so agree with myself on what I was able to say then about me gettin on in there bein in charge of the U.S. Senates and legislatin in each Representative House to get those laws passed and necessarily stimulated, which maybe would be the law perhaps now if the American people followed our advice we were advisin them to durin the election proceeds and speeches, since perhaps next we wouldn’t be in this debit location that we discover ourselves way over our heads now with the Democrat congressional leaders not bein able to consent on this or the other (thanks to Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s indecisionability) over the Boehners goin to and fro and whatnot such as they tend to do, with back-and-forth things the way it has been portrayed on the newspapers or so I – or so they tell me and the other pipelines in this great land of ours we have disposed for us when they are delivered fairly and balancededly for us to decide upon after watchful consideration of the facts printed out for us to examine, memorize as much as we can there, and discover and rehearse one more time to get the kinks out with the mock reporters slippin in a question there to try and throw me off like those rare times when my flanks are unguarded (but that only happens once and then I tell them they have to find another job and so on but thanks) and a runaway reporter or one of those exasperatin desperate bloggers slips through the security checkpoint nets and the velvet ropes and private security forces and such that we have set up all around there to make sure the messages that we communicate to the folks we find, the real Americans that we stumble on, when we go down those highroads and dirtways while we reach out and rally and greet those natives who do believe in our message of truth, rightfulness and the American way and who, by the way, and just in case anybody’s askin or perhaps maybe wonderin also maybe, who are also are pretty gashdarn sick and tired of all of this rigor-mortis that seems to be bindin up the way that laws and ligatures need to be unguently passed along, so that this country can go frontwards and expel itself to meet the improvement side of things without the focus bein on so much wasteful and so-called pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey spendin that Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama’s doin over in the White House or whatever the heck he’s doin over there now (to the government that we want back) like he’s got a hole in his pocket with all that money that the honest and hardworkin people of America have paid for him to be able to play golf or some such vacational attitudes that we have seen him portray right in front of our very heads so many times with his family also there stickin together for the photo-op photograph opportunities pretendin that the debits and credits are fixin their way out all even by themselves instead of followin the lead that we would have been able to give them if there existed our style leadership in Washington which we would have made available to provide in order to balance the spendin and budgets and Wall Street typhoons with the golden paragraphs that they give to themselves upon retirin to play golf again on their manifolded lawns and whatnot, when the average folks out there are just tryin to make it from one day to the next one in these heavy-duty economic times we find ourselves faced with currently, plus too the added things of conservin water and not waterin our lawns sometimes and buyin groceries and clothes for a growin family or just plain expenses like squash and other foodstuffs, and not just canned goods that add up to be a lot at the checkout line at the end of the day after they’re all scanned in the registrars and whichnot so that the total bill comes to more than those hard tired folks up there were expectin, which can be strongly embarassin if ya haveta go back and put things back up on the shelves or have the waitress there scream out about havin to restock the shelves now, because the average American housewives have over-bought on their budgetary recalcitricks (plus the mean and furtid glances from the folks behind ya as if it’s the most inconvenient event in the world to hold up a ding-dang line for a few minutes for cryin out loud and so forth, as if they don’t do it every time they look for their club card every time they get in line) just to feed a household satisfactorily in these times of double-digit and higher prices (which always seems to be the case when the other side is in the control of the government there) as we are seein nowadays today with the growin deficits and scandals we hear about at the back of those closed door back-of-the-room wheel or dealer sessions where all the facts and figures are not presented honestly and openly, leadin us completely stupid and very clueless as to havin even just one clue or hint as for exactly, and just as to how precisely our money is bein spent or managed on a day-to-day, and basic daily basis with those numbers written down in black and white, side-by-side, and with bottom-line rubdowns which would be accountable moreso and to the benefit of the citizens tryin to be followin in those great footstep traditions of our forefathers who set them down for us not to stray far off of, from their wise and historical heel-and-toe, one-foot-in-front-of-the-other-one leadership values, bein of course the hope that obviously we would do such things afterwards when they put them down there in such ways, includin these days with the “if they knew now what we know then” kind of leadership attitudes and main principles that believe it or not would be so darn simple to carry out if there weren’t so much willy-wonka type spendin all over the place without those checks and sets of balanced scales that are portrayed so graphically and with symbols patriotically displayed there, with the justice department’s mascot in Washington, which is not unfortunately adhointed to so much in those very important ways that she should be adhointed to, which I believe is in fact and truly due to the inflation of our budgets and spiralin costs and operatin laws not bein capped up or limited to, in those careful manners that prior administrations have kept a handle on to prevent these out-of-control trampoline type ecumenomical dribble down policy shifts from the above-mentioned previous administrative latticeworks and lifeguards deposited into place to avoid the outrageously out-of-the-box management ways that we are witnessin (and are able to be spoken to at) durin these programs brought into our homes via the truthful facts of reality in today’s current world with the speech panels and the commentaries behind and above studio desks and round tables which we see so often, unless it’s an outside filmin or some such exterior scene to reveal to us these “Jack-in-the-box” surprise-type spendin scares which they are still not able to agree upon as we speak of them.

So I'm Sittin Here And So Forth ...

Ya know, lookin out from my window here from where I sit on my big bus travelin across this great land of ours and sometimes from my home porch window without the windshield wipers and such gadgets there, youbetcha I sure gotta lot to say about things out there goin on around this nation of ours, which we want to take back and so on, especially with the politics of today which I have been deeply involved in since back when, where a man I am certainly familiar that you know about and have heard of (wink) named Jomcain the Mavrik selected me, Chatty McWinkwink to be the second-in command figure up over there in the GOP nomination procedure spectacle and barnstormin roadshow that we put on up there from hither to yawn back then, from coast to shinin sea across this land of the real Americans who we spoke to and at durin those times with the rallies and so forth plus special guests like that Joe the Plumber guy who was always taggin along there in the rumble seat like a third wheel bein all in-you-face with Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama for a time, then to be able to come and find out he really wasn't a plumber after all I think, but that's neither hide nor there to be speakin of as to what I’d liketa be referrin to today from where I sit and observe these things which are important to us, most importantly of all these days seemin to be the push and pull that the Democrats over there and us On The Other Side of the Isle are doin currently about passin the Boehner Plan and such deals that have become current affairs objects of our hurdling-over obstacles, which have been popped up in our way since the election went the way it did back when that I was just referring to with me, back before I became a writer and television personality in my own rites and in my own ways and means with the occasional pokin and tweetin and hashin and taggin and so forth to be also seen with the Face postins book where I appear with so many fans following my scrolls that I can't stop ta count em all as if I would have the time, honestly gosh I mean youbetcha what with the coutin' all my money time and such, then keepin track of goins on and doins time here and there, to be able to comment and count them so conveniently to the people out there would be near impossible, but I can outreach more folks from my studio now which was constructed in my very own home up there once I cleared out the hockey sticks and Red Bull cans and posters from my former rumpus room there and whatnot, which is now my video broadcast studio with the blue screens and green screens and other technical goolagongs that those tech guys know all about (I call em my crew teams and so forth) when they beam me up into the homes of the real Americans out there with the special host-guests and Greta Van Susteren’s rear projections and the Hannity programs and so forth including other news broadcasts which are pre-arranged for me to sit at and comment atop because these issues that we do hold so dear and also to be still “in it to be able to win it” if I am indeed gonna be 'in that' with announcin (wink-wink LOLoudLol!!!!) that I may or may not be makin about runnin for this office, or runnin from that nomination out there, the way I've been hintin round at the rallies and bus stops there, and also the parkin lots and tollbooths where the folks come on out to see me with their digital cameras and kids and covered pot luck plates and thumbs-up signs and giant foamy fingers and so on to hear my truth filled and gut-leveledly honest, real-deal podiated speechforths that I do make and recite when there are things goin on with the other rallies and crowds gettin there to see the more populous candidate folks and collies of mine like that Michele Bachmann doin all those things and gettin all that attention I usedta span back then when I was goin round over to the places with my wardrobes and cosmetic budgies for the clothin and hairdos and pitbulls and whatnot (that I was critically panned for WAY before my film came out which is gonna be on pay-per-viewer stratus by this time now or so they tell me it would or perhaps will be) which the men don't seem to be applicable for or adhered to as much as the women are double-standardized in those ways which is really, yaknow unfairly done and I'll probably go all off on that issue of the glass-sealin and inequandrities that us moms face out there in the campaign trails with our public lives, so I'm gonna write that down on my hand (LOLoudLol) as a reminder to myself and also too, speakin of Michele Bachmann, I do so wish her all the best, fittin in my footprints there with all those kids to keep track of which has gotta be a real headache youbetcha) but in this business world of today which I also apparently found (those inequalitized things) when I was rainin on Alaska there from those high offices, especially when I did hold that one really big job for as long as I did right on up til my second and countless numbers of careers proved to be more appliable for me to be seen in, and in the dirigible, of course to be much larger for me to be able to make work out in all the vast and dibrulent medias that we have, except of course, that most lamest of the lame of all the other lame medias combined and lamely put together with lameness, and by that goshdarnit youbetcha by golly wow you’re already knowin by now at last, that I mean that lame “Lame Stream Media” that does so take those multiplied things that I say and twist and turn them into tricks and snarled-up pop-quiz type answers to try and cornatize my tripes into vocal Indian burns on the very arms of my freedom of speeches, to become the traps that come back to hunt me (as if I really care now Miss reporterwoman up there up in the newsrooms and such editing booths and places splicing up and turning my words back into me, even with my big fame and noticeability aspects) but like that one time I remember when Katie Couric tried to fool me with those things about what I was sposta be readin while enjoyin breakfast treats and so forth which are really hard to remember (by “them” I mean the reading materials and so forth and not the Stella Dallas cookie treats that I was havin) that day that she was tryin to get me to be able to be talking with my mouth full of them there about, so there ha-ha (HaOUTLolLOLoud) especially since those other things that I do (and say-do) take up so much of my valuably segmented time, plus I have to be there to count all the money rollin in hand over teakettle there to make sure the taxes and contractors are taken care of with the fences and extra security items and cables that we need more than ever here now (cuz of my large and growing base) including and non-withstanding the cost of gas goshsakes to run the big bus that I travel around in to be able to spread my thoughts aloft, like goin to the past scenarios of our historical forefathers and foremothers also, whose footsteps I go into at those far-ago places like Benjamin Franklin’s address with his Great Francis Scott Keys experiments out there with the lightnin and kite-flyin with the rockets blazin and twilights glass-gleamin and red glaring skies lit up and punctured on those midnight rides of Paul Revere back there, warnin and wakin the folks over in Concord and Welch's to wake up and smell the lanterns with the Britishers comin, the Britishers comin, over and whatnot with the redcoats crashin at the boat club and so forth, stormin and stirrin up the tax tea bills which still are bein represented gavribly today by the boldly seen parties and gatherin rallies with the symbols and benchmarked speeches of freedom plus the freedoms of speech things and tri-colored hats that we hold so dear and that now, so very sadly are bein so very precociously pranced upon and flattened out on, like an impolitely rude and unpatriotic war dance upon the very flag we fly and flew, just like those bold and rude redcoats that went and tried to tantrumize upon our freedoms with their funny speech patterns and accents, way back in those times there, and also up until that one brave and sober day when our country was held in a state of pre-independence, shocked by the violent Attucks uprising with the shot heard round the world, which things were as you know, done to stop it then, right along by the side of the historical districts and freedom walks which I admirate to, with my visits and informative trills and trails I leave behind which are heard and seen by more and more individuals around there and here, who wanna get out there with me and go ahead with us and reload those things that need to be relocked and aimed at the very hub of our great nation's hearts in our fragile palms, to be speakin for those real American things which I shall do here and now and from here on in and out, especially durin those ravines in my schedule which will hopefully get impacted with comments and observances brimmin over, which I will be writing about and keepin track with durin my busy schedule to be contributed at the people in these proudly gallant areas that I spoke of above, and will go on with and strongly continue to do them, by starting now while being able to be freely gazing from here, while we still can heroically enjoy these precious freedoms of today, not just for our children and our children’s kids, but in memory of the very future of our children’s forefathers also too for them as well, as we, swollen with pride, look back, behind and ahead of us and both ways, leading us from there to get here.