I Am So Shocked And Did Not Have Anyone Prepare A Text For Me In Case I Am Ever Catagoried For This And So Forth ...

Goshdarnit, as I sit on the One Notion bus and watch the Emney Awards, as I seek out and destroy new careers for myself and my textwranglers, I wonder if one day across this great nation there would be a category someone could do called Best Spokesspeaker on The Fox News Greta Or Hannity Programs For A Half Termed Governor Who Was Picked By Jomcane The Mavrik And Then Went Rogue After Havin Some Disasterawful Interviews Especially With That Lamestream Media Queen Katie Couric After I Couldn't Answer Any Breakfast Newspaper Questions Durin An Interview That Later Made Me Invent Up The Terms Lamestream Media And Gotcha Journalism That Are Used Across This Great Nation Because Of Me And Also Plus Too My Realty Show That I Did On Top Of All Those Appearances I Made When Someone Like Dick Chainy Or John Kerredy Says Anything In The Least Bits Critical About Me To Make Me Jump On Over To The Studio And Do My Get Even Type Retaliates In A Supportin Role there because I think I would be able to accept the award on my behalfs and my expandin base in case the academies were thinkin about spicin up their broadcasts and makin them less lamestreamy and liberal the way thing have been goin around here these days doggonnit and big deal about Julie Ann Moore anyway.

Jomcain The Mavrik Has Good Advice For Mitt Romney To Pick Vice Presidents, And So Forth ...

Dogonnit, those wise words spoken on my behoof by the great Mavrik Jomcain there, in response to those "Dick" pardon me, "Vice President Cheney" comments the other day when he was influenced by the lamestream opinion medias there who said I was not properly vetted across this great nation in the traditions of our wonderful forefathers includin Paul Revere with his bells and whatnot which I have modernized with my One Notion Bus trips instead of a high horse that "Paul" pardon me, "Senator Revere" and the horse he rode in on speaks to, about those great patriotic things that I did and have done throughout my career and experiences up and over the wonderful real America that I continue to see and vulcanize, as the Senator so greatly put it with those observances as to what I was involved in, includin the snappy sayins and quick comebacks that seem to come out of nowhere on my facebooks and tweets with my thumb on the pulse of those current events Greta, pause for effect across this great continent that we are so, so privileged to be able to live in, for each and every state that we are able to sanforize with those traditional values.

Liz Cheney Said That I'm Better Than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden Combined Which Tips The Scales And So Forth ...

Goshdarnit, my expandin base is just so doggone flattered with Liz Cheney there on the tweeter machine across this great nation in the footsteps of our forefathers makin the acknowledgement that I am stronger than Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and Obiden combined, which is no shock to the real Americans around there and makes me shed some tears and whatnot for those kinds of kind texts of support, which is the preferred way to wordfully communicate the smart thinkin nowadays, other than sittin down on the highly informational FOX chairs as I do when not travelin from coast to shinin sea across our wonderful continent in my fairly balanced One Notion Bus, goin from one place to the next one, pickin up wholesome and nutritious foods like that Chick-Fil-A Family Values Meal that I consumed with my family, all posted and advertised on my facebookin page, which is just one serious example of the wonderous and normalful things that we do together as a unit with our children and extended grandchildren in-between remainin current and important commenters for today's political climates which we must take back, as Jomcain the Mavrik and I were doin patriotically with those limelights and designer outfits for me to have when I was on those high and stylish platforms.