Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama's Speech Is Nauseatin And Who Should Know More About Nasueatin Than Me Doggonit Goshdarnit Youbetcha And So Forth ...

Doggonnit, if there's anyone who is an authority figurine when it comes to nauseatin speeches across this great nation from coast to coast, I am the "go-to-gal" for chokingly gastric speechforths and wordforms that bring up more than just current topics (if you know what I mean (LOutLOL)) durin these campaign times when the negative ads get "hot and heavy" even from within my air-conditioned One Notion Bus (Sarah's Ark) where I am witness to those destructive and regurgitatingly unswallowable comments made by Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama which made it nearly impossible for me and Tad to keep down our Chick-Fil-A delicious free speech chicken as we traveled from coast to coast to show the real Americans that we have to take the country back but luckily we had some cloths aboard the bus which came in handy when we cleaned up the radical mess that we projected upon ourselves through our reactions to the comments that came from the White House which felt like air sickness does indeed feel, except we were on a bus so it was one if by land, as our foundin father Paul Revere actually did say across the nation in New England when he rode atop Rafalca through Lexington, Concord and Welch's to warn the British of those bells that rang throughout this wonderful revolutionary colonial country back durin those days when we were just formin ourselves, without throwin up.

We'll Drive-Thru And Take Out Some Of That Bandwagon Special Number Two To Go And So Forth ...

Doggonit, youbetcha we just had to dash on over in our big One Notion Bus there and drive on up to wherever the Googler folks said the Alaska Chicken place was located, to enjoy some delicious and crispy publicity that the controversial topic of the day is all about across this great land in support of our forefathers' freedom of speeches and whatnot to stand in line where we proudly ordered the "BANDWAGON COMBO NUMBER TWO" so that we could lend ourselves to the support and importancy of those real American values that we stick to and practice in our own home with our family and extended grandchildren that we cherish and try to raise in those ways through our facebookings and tweeters out there and speakin of that, Todd said to me if we had to caption the picture it would say "Guess where my thumb just was" which I didn't get at all but he laughed all the way back to the big bus and he still won't let me in on the joke but keeps laughin real hard every tenth of a mile or so, so I guess it's a good one for us to enjoy as a family throughout this great nation as we ride toward November to take the country back, one leg at a time from those who would take away our freedom of wholesome and delicious values for us all to digest on the wing, along the way through today's drive thru nation.

Me and Todd's New BFF is that Senator Deb From Nebraska And If She Wins Then We Can Do Pen Pals And e-Mails And So Forth ...

Hey there real Americans out there, goshdarnit because although we've never really been to Nebraska or any other state that ends in 'aska' besides Alaska, we thought we'd just askya by gettin on the phones here and doin the very best speakin and promotin for Senator Deb Fisher who you do know so well as someone who we (but first just me) have recently hitched our wagons and so forth to in order to help your election just as our long-dead forefathers would want us to do in times like these in which we have to take back our government and also yaknow she goes along with my I mean our NRA lock and load and reload things that we were talkin about although we don't say things about that so much youbetcha since that thing with the targets and the maps that one time with that website and whatnot way back some time ago but we do so very much wish to support Senator Deb there in your district which we will try to visit on my One Notion bus someday or if we plan a family trip like we do as a family together just like were are doin now normally on the telephones and whatnot today for you and the great folks across this land of ours in Nebraska to exercise your civil duties and support the cause!

The Hockey Puck Doesn't Fall Far From The Goalie, And So Forth ...

Doggonit, youbetcha I'm just so proud over Bristle there makin all those typins concernin Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and his daughters there cuz just the other day we were all sittin around the big One Notion Bus, goshdarnit, let's see there was me and Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad and Bristle and her illegitimate little son Tonka, and it just made me so happy to know that one day he'll be able to join in with those important discussions and chats that we do and whatever they put right there in front of me and so forth, because when he grows up and learns to speak them we all can learn to speak to those real American controversialities such as traditional families and so on he can look up to his hockey mom and she'll be lookin up at me there with the puck not fallin far from the goalie and all, followin in my footsteps just like the forefathers of this great land of ours wanted it to be long before the country was taken away from us over there which is why we need to take it back and so forth from those folks who allow themselves to be pushed around by their offsprings.