Heck To The No 4 Times Youbetcha, That's 4Hs And So Forth...

Goshdarnit, here we go again with Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama and his government agents tellin us what not to do, eliminatin the 4H Company, and to that I say "Heck-to-the-No" as the kids are sayin doggonnit, from my One Notion Bus Tour with also too the real face-to-facebook instant message tweetskype pokes that I approve of to reach the real Americans which do include the original 4H independent declarations, as when our long dead forefather Paul Revere atop his high horse, Silver, rang up those patriots, through Lexington, Concord and Welch's, warnin folks that the British were gonna invade us from Bunker's Hills with One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Three If By Bus, and now Four If By Farm, and then plus, children's freedoms bein taken with not bein able to milk cows and pigs and other rodents, our precious animal freedoms just like that audiobook Animal Farm warned about, with those anti-humane laws that he wants to do, I fear we're all gonna end up like sheep wearin feedbags, goin into his barn of shockin yokes and things which go against the nation's anti-freedoms, so I would vote "H NO" on that amendment if I could but I don't have the ticket to get in to there.

Go, West, Go, Young Man Unless Your Name Actually Is West Because It's Just Goshdarn Unamerican If You Can't Call An Unamerican an Unamerican And So Forth...

Goshdarnit, this is exactly the kind of invasion of our speeches that I faced when I was sayin those things across this great land of ours from my One Notion bus when I was revelatin around the time I corned the phrase "gotcha" journalism when that Katie Couric and her elk tried to pin me into a coroner by askin me all those trick questions once about readin and so forth that I did or did not do outside of the facebookins and twerps that I have been known for at the drop of a doggone hat whenever things get mentioned in the news youbetcha that I can glom onto and keep myself up in the spotlamps anaconda my two cents put in there (like a bad couple of pennies actually the way I keep poppin up like a goshdarn Jack In The Lantern and whatnot) when there's a camera or a studio or 2 Dixie cups and a string nearby or Sean Hannity or Greta Van Sistern with her rear projections back at my home studio that used to be my rumpus room with the hockey sticks and my grandchild goin on over there and who knows what all else, but it's just frankly shocking and I am stunted that these types of squishes to our freedoms happen because indeed, a wasted mind is a terrible thing to have and so forth which you would think Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama would be more sensitive to and of in this day and age because if you can't call an Unamerican an Unamerican or communist or whatever you want to, which is the way our forefathers wanted things to be historically, what is the country coming to especially now, because what's the next thing they'll say, that the expression "Go West Young Man" is also Unamerican especially if your name is West and you can't even call a communist a name in this so-called free country that was taken away from us and so now we have to take it back and put it where we want it to go before Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama tapes up our real American mouths with his Unamerican birth certificate string or whichever customs that they do have there with the secret service goin and doin things and not payin attention so maybe we'll look the other way and have even more things and so on taken away from us in this great land of ours?

It's A Dog-Eat-Dog World Out There After All And So Forth...

YAY AND HOORAY for me again youbetcha with my recent comments finally again so fresh that they're steamin and scooped up and googled at and so forth by the Real Americans out there (plus disgust across this great land of ours that our forefathers put down for us to follow in and around about) which I have been doin with all my heart and other organ meats when somethin relevanary happens and I am notified about it to sign off on, (so that I can chime in at them) like Paul Revere did with those bells he rang out and proud from atop Silver (his high horse back then) before the post-historical times of today when we didn't have the facebooks and rare social mediums that give us well-done instant fame that we must take in, chew and digest, once we separate all the kibble that passes for real substance and get to the real meat and gravy of the potatoes that are so important to gravily take back for our country before it's all minced up and turned into those un-American over processed kennel rations that we see coming from the government that makes me doggonnit sometimes want to spit them out onto the grass of this great land of ours instead of nourishing ourselves and keeping ahold of those historical things which should make all of our eyes bright and make us wear shiny new coats because goshdarnit I'm just so happy that somethin happened to get me back up in the faces and nostrils of the real Americans in this great land of ours cuz without puttin my foot in it, I was kinda droppin down by the breakdown lane of popular cultures since what I usually say these days is even more unrelevanary than usual with scrapin the bottom of the barrel there with witty jabs at Brak Obaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama wearin kinda thin here and there that I fling about wherever I go and do those things that I was so well known for back in the glory days with Jomcain the Mavrik and Joe the Plumber (who still hasn't returned my twirts) for me to help him with his campaignin, back when those things would happen all sandwiched inbetween speechmakin and book signin and sayin cheese and hi at all the state fairs and such things after I quit that Governor gig plus I had to do my drive-thrus atop my big One Notion Bus trips that I became so well known for mobily from sea to shining coast and then the morning show duties that I just did on the lamestream networks there that I bashed on so much before until I said it would be a good thing for me to do and so forth since I wasn't Katie Couric with her gotcha style of journalism which is not the type I studied in my colleges when I was at those places of higher institutionalism.